Earlier today, I was looking online for some FYD-inspiration. Instead, I ended up trolling the big thought-piece websites (Elite Daily, Thought Catalog, Jezebel, and the like) for a solid hour. After digesting the mass load of lists about what I should do in my 20’s, things I should tell my BFF like RN!!, who I should have sex with, and how I can learn to let go of an ex, I couldn’t help but take a step back and realize: we really do eat this shit up like candy. We read content (which, might I add, The FYD even contributes to) that is so empty yet so fulfilling. All right, maybe “empty” isn’t the right word. But it’s stuff we already know–it’s stuff we already feel. We love the internet because it puts into words what, often, we cannot.
My best friends and I are currently dispersed around the country. 50% of our communication is laced into the cutesy articles we Facebook message back and forth on a daily basis. Finding a new one that no one’s sent yet is like finding a puzzle piece or a love letter. These articles, posts, or whatever you’d like to call them, help us confirm and communicate what we’re feelin’. Guess what? Now, we don’t even have to hide behind our iPhone screens to send a passive-aggressive iMessage. We can just send a “20 things” list! If you’re feeling risqué, you can even send an open letter.
Though I can’t really imagine myself ever being passive-aggressive, I love this internet phenomenon almost as much as I love a good pair of overalls. If you don’t feel like joining the movement, I’ll sum up the best of the best for you. Here’s a round up of everything you really need to know about love, dating, sex, and being 20-something as told to you by millennials who write the stuff that always comes up on your Facebook newsfeed:
- Only your true best friend knows when you’re pooping, and how good, bad, or average it was.
- Loneliness makes us make some pretty bad decisions.
- Not every person you’re with has to be someone you want to be with forever.
- Sometimes, binge eating is necessary and ok. But when you binge, there is always an underlying reason for it, and that usually means something’s not ok.
- Everything happens for a reason.
- For some people, eating 4 slices of cake is something you should definitely do. For other people, it isn’t. Just do what makes you happy.
- Pay attention in class.
- We are born alone, and we die alone, so it’s ok to be alone sometimes. Actually, it’s really good.
- Finding “the one” only matters if you find him or her at the right time.
- It’s hard, but often necessary, to unlove someone.
- You know you’re really close with someone if you can sit in silence together.
- Nobody cares when you subtly complain about how little you ate.
- You don’t have to prove anything to anyone.
- You also really don’t have to wear so much makeup.
- When women are alone, they do not wear pants.
- When a friend asks you about her outfit, be honest.
- And even though the internet is throwing all of this advice at you, telling you how you should feel about being alive, remember that you have a gut (regardless of whether or not you ate the four pieces of cake) and first and foremost, you should always go with that.