Because Kanye West’s new album, Yeezus, is supposedly a literal work of God, I thought it was worth a good haiku review. Surprisingly, and probably unlike most other females I would typically associate myself with, I actually really like this album and listen to it in its entirety at least once a day… not even kidding. However, that doesn’t mean I’m not about to go all out HAM on these haikus.
Yeezus by Kanye West1. On Sight Aliens invade Mixed with an unfortunate Song by Depeche Mode [*note–if you have never heard an unfortunate song by Depeche Mode, listen here. The lyrics start at 0:35, but the music video is funny enough to compensate for the ear bleed. I promise, you’ll laugh.] 2. Black Skinhead Is it me, or is This song not from “The Lion King” soundtrack? 3. I Am A God (by Kanye West and God) Thank the heavens* that Hashem was able to make This recording sesh! [*Lolz, punny] 4. New Slaves Kanye gets deep with These lyrics. Also Alvin (The chipmunk) sings some. 5. Hold My Liquor I really like this. Do not understand how he is a lightweight though…? 6. I’m In It Audio track from Kim’s sex tape plus Kanye’s good time with “Asian girl.” 7. Blood On The Leaves Beauty. Kanye got Zero’s g-ma from “Holes” to Sing it. Amirite? 8. Guilt Trip Wait, what? I just got Distracted by an Insta Of Scott Disick’s beard. 9. Send It Up What is he sending Up and please tell me why it Is not going down?????? 10. Bound 2 Best on Yeezus. Sing This to me and we can get Married. Pinky swear.
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